"paper", "paper" => "scissors", "scissors" => "rock"); $url1 = 'http://derekwilliams.us/bots/rps'; $url2 = 'http://ninjatricks.net/rps.php'; $result1 = file_get_contents($url1); $result2 = file_get_contents($url2); printf("1: %s 2: %s\n", $result1, $result2); if ($result1 == $result2) echo "Tie"; elseif ($result1 == $winners[$result2]) echo "#1 wins!"; elseif ($result2 == $winners[$result1]) echo "#2 wins!"; else echo "No winner. Someone's misbehaving."; ?>